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Harry Potter Jokes

On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters.

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses? Nobody's nose.

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch.

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter? Why so Sirius?

Will Rogers

Will Rogers
  • 1 I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
  • 2 There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
  • 3 Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.
  • 4 The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
  • 5 Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain’t saying anything.